MERRY FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS, YAL

MERRY FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS, YAL

This be Ol’ Wanda Lust, Case Worker Extraordinaire. Usta’ be an Ol’ nasty Crack Ho’ and this done hurt my husband, Fat Harold plenty cuz’ he be rollin’ with money and he want to support me. I aint never had no man tell me what to do and I aint gone start now. I be a caseworker fo’ the workin’ girls on the street. I gives ‘em hamburgers when they aint got no money and I buys them they hooker clothes if they comes up short. They pimps take a shit load of they money and I sez what price love? When it hurt ya gotsta’ walk.

They gits up they courage to go home to they families and then the pimp turn on the charm and shit and befo’ I knows it they be back on the street. It be a hard life but it be excitin’ to some degree. Some of ‘em hate theyselves cuz they alla time gets abused. I tell’ em you is beautiful and you should love yerself even if nobody else do. I gives ‘em my love and they know they can’t fool or disrespect me cuz the other girls gone git down if they do. I makes sure they goes to they doctor appointments and give ‘em hell if they don’t go. Same with the dentist and the shrinks if they got one. Sometime I miss the ol’ hard life and the challenge of it. I admit this to myself and never tell Harold. He grinning like a fox in the hen house alla time. He so pleased he rescue me from sin and depravity he call it. I let him take the credit fo’ my change in status. Hell, I be the head caseworker and the other gals reports to me. Life is lush yal. If you aint gitten’ nothin’ from it it’s on you.

Life is a Beautiful Thing. Yal. Git out there and have Yoself’ a Merry Litlle Christmas. Wanda Lust over and out.

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