Monthly Archives: December 2013

THE FAILED MERMAID

THE FAILED MERMAID Our girls, Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol were on the veranda having croissants and tea when a news article caught their attention. Being devotees of the Society Page it was major miracle they noticed at the article … Continue reading

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THE BLACK ORCHID FETES SANTA

THE BLACK ORCHID FETES SANTA Well, Darlings, this is the Black Orchid, I’d best describe myself. I am tall 6’2” with a lank runner’s build and it takes three mortals to sate me. Soy Tigressa. Por cierto. If you don’t … Continue reading

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Lady Lynda is rhapsodic Because of Christmas Songs.

“Yes its Christmas time again. I’m Jewish but I can still enjoy the Christmas season. Its such a happy time of year. The seasonal music. L love the songs like “Frosty the Snowman” Oh Frosty I heard he’s so cool. … Continue reading

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MERRY FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS, YAL

MERRY FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS, YAL This be Ol’ Wanda Lust, Case Worker Extraordinaire. Usta’ be an Ol’ nasty Crack Ho’ and this done hurt my husband, Fat Harold plenty cuz’ he be rollin’ with money and he want to support me. … Continue reading

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GOOD ADVICE TO THE YOUNG STRUMPETS

THE GIRLS GIVE GOOD ADVICE TO THE YOUNG STRUMPETS This is the Black Orchid, I who have suffered under the lashings of Caligula’s whip, and I who gave water to Jesus at Calgary. I am immortal and I cannot get … Continue reading

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THE BLACK ORCHIDS REVERIES

THE BLACK ORCHID’S REVERIES. Ye may not heard of me but I am a friend of mortals, Lady Lynds and Auntie Carol, two 50’s etiquette and morality experts. You see I am an immortal as old as time it self. … Continue reading

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