Monthly Archives: March 2013

AD FOR POEMS OF THUNDER EXCERPT

ROTTEN DOLL My heart is a broken thing, Like half of a Valentine candy. Be mine, broken one. Trace its jagged edges, And bleed like Jesus on the cross. You twisted me, you tore me, you beat me, Like a … Continue reading

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AD FOR GITANA EXCERPT

CHAPTER ONE I am Tekla. Soy una gitana. The lower part of my body is mahrime, or unclean, two parts pressed together like a dusky rose. My upper body is pure like a virgin’s shoulders. So it is with all … Continue reading

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AD FOR CATFISH JOE & DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL & TROUBLE

“Boy, why you be up in my bidness?” Does I look like the fuckin’ encyclopedia or somethin’?” “You look like somethin’ else entirely, Old Man, But I aint sayin’”, said Tyrone. “How you get yosef’ in a fucking mess like … Continue reading

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MIZ EULA MAE HAS A CONNIPTION FIT

MIZ EULA MAE HAS A CONNIPTION FIT Miz Eula Mae received the shock of her life while visiting Lady Lynda. She awoke early and decided to make a country breakfast for Lady Lynda and her husband, Seymour. She lovingly made … Continue reading

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Dan D. Walker encounters the Local Curmudgeon

Erasmas Nutley, looking like a cratchety Ichobod Crane, hurried with bated breath down the airport runway. As he scooted past the road toward his flight he spied three teenaged gals. They looked like they came from some kind of wild … Continue reading

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MIZ EULA MAE

MIZ EULA MAE You know, Dear”, said Miz Eula Mae, “Far be it from me to judge, but couldn’t you have made a more equitable, sane, and pleasing union with a normal man. Heaven knows your Herman is a hermaphrodite. … Continue reading

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