Dan D. Walker is Hep on Becoming a Customer Service Rep.

andy Delbert Walker swaggered into the interview office looking as confident as a college student who knew all the exam‘s answers. The Texan wore his freshly pressed raw umber corduroy jacket and and pale lime green shirt. His snug clothes definitely emphasized his manly build. Walker thought it was a much better choice to be tight in his control than be loose in his lips. “Slap me silly if I don‘t control myself“ he remarked to himself as he reminded himself no matter what to be in controlled of the situation. His formal tan leather boots shined so much one could see one’s face reflected in them.

Inside it was an entirely situation. Dan. D. Walker felt as certain of himself as a student who forgot to study for the exam. He hoped by acting cocksure, the feeling would somehow rub off on him. Soon he knew he would find out how his psychology worked.

The office he entered was rather simple. It consisted of a couple wood chairs and a floor lamp on a hardwood floor. There were a few family photos on the desk. There was a laptop too. Plus there was a phone and fax machine. Behind the desk was a stern looking young woman who reminded him of one of those school marms from his high school days. The ones who wanted their male pupils to wear suits. he girls in frilly feminine dresses. Someone who insisted on convention Somebody who expected one to tow the status quo. It was clear he better do the same.

The woman gave him a smile as true as boots made of plastic being passed off as authentic snake skin. Walker figured it was smart to just go with the flow. There was a rhythm to the situation. He would simply answer her questions it was a delicate balance between saying too little or too much. Too little as looking like the modern definition of density. That being the distance between his ears. Conversely said too much and being tagged as someone who overly revealed himself. With that sentiment in mind he entered into one of the most important encounters of his life.

The woman with the downward movement of his arm signaled him to sit down. He knew he should wait for her to talk first. He did not need to wait long. She asked him how he was. Daniel D. Walker realized it was a trick question. If he was honest he’d say he was as comfortable as a pig in a bacon factory. Instead he told her he was eager to be there. It was not totally dishonest. He prided himself on being honest yet not so much to endanger his chances of obtaining work.

The woman asked why do you want to be a customer service representative.” Dandy did some thinking trying to prep a good response. It wasn’t easy thinking on his feet. A few minutes later he replied being a customer service representative was a dream as long as he could remember. Ever since he was knee high to a grasshopper. It was his goal to help humanity. This position would give him the opportunity. Without all them there fancy book learning in some fancy ivy league university with all that ivy growing on it.”

Walker looked for any sign from her expression. She was as stone faced as a bust. He thought the interview was going bust. The next question was what was his worst fault. He knew the trick was to turn a vice into a virtue. “Impatience I can’t wait a single cotton picking minute to get started as a customer service representative. The woman thanked him for his time and summoned in the next person to be interviewed. Dan D. Walker walked out not knowing what to expect. He just knew it wasn’t a shoe in,

2nd interview was an office at a real estate firm. The office was spacious with modern casual furniture It looked much more like a rec room than a business office. The Texan figured it was an advertisement for their realty business. He saw a sign on the wall “My father is in the realty business. I am in the reality business. Poet Delmore Schwartz. The man liked the quirky cleverness of the quote. It was reminding him work is a part of life. It isn’t its entire existence. The words on the plaque made him feel somewhat more relaxed. The relaxation made him feel more confident. “

The interviewer was a middle aged man who dressed conservatively in a navy blue suit that looked European designed. His wore a coordinated tie. His lime hued shirt bought out his green eyes. His complexion was ruddy and his features somewhat boyish. He reminded Dandy of a mischievous boy playing grown up.

The man looked straight at the interviewee and asked him why should he be hired. Walker realized it was time to sell himself. Looking and acting confident was essential. A little swagger might help too. The Texan stood up, erect and moved his arm from the wrist toward the interviewer. Dan. D. Walker’s palm was face up. It was a gesture of drawing the man in yet in a no threatening friendly manner. Than he leaned somewhat forward.
“I think your company should hire me because I am dedicated to helping my customers as much as humanly possible. I was raised on a little farm in a backwoods town in Texas. I remember helping my mama with the customers who bought our produce. I was so proud of myself dealing with all kinds of folks and being able to deal with them. Yes I am experienced from being knee high to a grasshopper being experienced with most anyone. “

He never mentioned that his parents needed to translate what he was telling the customers. He figured that little fact didn’t need to be known. Now thanks to Lady Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter Toze he could easily talk so people could understand him. That sure was important in being a customer service rep.

When he got done answering the question he studied the man’s facial expression and body language for any clues on how his response was received. The conservatively dressed man simply wanly smiled. He then without missing a beat questioned him once more. This time the query was what do you like regarding CSR. Dandy Delbert Walker replied he liked helping people He knew from real experiences he could.The man stood up from his desk, shook Walker’s hand and wished him well.

The next interview was at the main office of the local major airport. There were many planes in various stages of taking off on the runways. Business officials traveling to conferences, families on vacations, young couples on honeymoons and others on their way to their destinations. The one thing in common with each of them was their eagerness to get there on time.

“What do you think a typical day is like here?” Dandy gathered his thoughts and responded with he imagined a typical day would be extremely busy. Men and women eager to board their flights as smoothly as possible. Business executives especially wanting to on their planes in a timely manner. In fact he commented Most execs were in a terrific rush. Time was at the absolute essence. He told the man It would be essential for customer service representative to guide the folks to their respective airline The man interviewing him smiled and said you told enough. You’re hired.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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