Lady Lynda’s reaction to Wanda Lust’s Harold’s latest experience.
“Oh the poor dear . Harold the man’s been unmanned. Yes the wretched dear. It was such a deplorable shame that he could become so depraved. Whatever was he thinking with his deleterious actions. Well at least he didn’t run an unsharpened pencil up his buttocks. Well there was no point in that. It behooves me to ponder what he was trying to prove. Why that strumpet Miss Wanda Lust was bemused by his rather errant behavior. Well I suppose she suffers fools gladly. Something I can’t imagine I could ever do. She is what is known as a crack whore. What in the world is a crack whore? I know whore is a name for a woman of the streets. Crack whatever is that? Is she unstable like Harold is? I heard cracked is a colloquialism for someone who is…..befuddled . Or crack simply means crack. Like a crack in the Liberty Bell. Maybe crack is patriotic reference to the celebrated historical landmark in Philadelphia PA. What ever can crack refer to? A crack a crack of dawn. Oh how I adore reminiscing how Seymour and I would lay on the shore , huddled in each other’s arms, bodies close,. Yes gazing at the crack of dawn. , Seymour and I, waiting for the first glimpse of Venus, the morning star. Or was crack as in crack the whip? Not terribly surprised. Wanda Lust would crack the whip. She did seem like a real taskmaster. Or for that matter, Seymour Toze’s wife thought of a wisecrack. That Wanda Lust is a real firecracker. Get cracking. Yes I can just imagine Miss Wanda Lust getting cracking at whatever she does. Cracker barrel. I love their cheeses, lunch meat rolls, food gifts. Crack an opening a tiny one at that. Is Wanda Lust saying by stating she’s a crack whore to referencing the subleties of life itself. I never realize she was a philosopher. A motivational mentor. She thought of the Pistashio commercial. Get cracking. That image reminded her of Tsaichovkey’s ballett “Nutcracker Suite” A crack, a clue in a mystery > He or she cracked the code. What crack did Wanda mean?
Yes that Wanda is cracking good at what she does. Even if its not exactly conventional work. I just hope she can help poor dear fat Harold. He certainly needs some…counseling. It seems like he stepped into the wrong side of the pool head first. Oh its making my head spin. I think the problem is over my head. Yet I must try to make a headstart in helping Wanda Lust. Oh I feel so sorry for him but what is there to do? I am such a tizzy now. This is so discombobulating Maybe because she isn’t married she’s is in such desperation. She chose Harold. Maybe its because he isn’t exactly the sharpest pencil in the stack. Maybe she knows exactly what she’s doing
“Oh such a poor dear soul. It must be rough for her to walk the streets to earn her keep Dramatist Tennesee Williams might of expressed it this way. Depending on the intimate kindness of strange men. Some of them may be rather strange indeed. Most persons I imagine see her as trash. I see her as being benevolent to men who are lonely. Who want some tenderness and she is their only hope. It is imperative I help her. Or someone does. She is such a brave soul. Acting with such bravado. And I do call it acting. I ca n imagine how degenerate she must feel. In fact I deign she toppled off her what was once her decency. I bet she drinks too. Drinking does quell one’s sorrows. Others might call her a lush. I think of her as escape artist trying her best to escape from her sordid life. I must come her rescue. I’m sure she’d be grateful. I am positive.