Mr. Pequot’s Reformatory for Dastardly Bastards

This is the Black Orchid, darlings and just have yourselves a pluperfect day!  I am so proud of my two mortals, Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol.  They’ve got their whole class wearing charming little chanel suits and black patent leather pumps and carrying sachets in their purses in case they get the vapors.  The troll dolls have been transformed to Barbie Dolls.  Mon Dieu!  They call them “The Pussy Patrol” in school but the girls just snub them with an assured air of superiority with as much respect as one would give a gnat or a flea.  And they all wear gloves. And there’s no more wrist bands to announce what they will or will not do.  In fact, they have foresworn sex until marriage.  The girls envy them and the boys respect them. Due to the study of entomology, the study of Latin and Greek word root words, they have increased their vocabularies ten fold and they tolerate no abusive or crude language, bitch slapping those who offend.

They all plan to go to college and study such approved fields as teaching, nursing, liberal arts or languages, all to complement their husband’s status in the community at large.  Most plan to marry high ranking corporate executives or foreign diplomats.  Alors, my sweet peas, a lady who speaks French in the boudoir is truly a gem. as cock or dick sound so much more savory in French or even Spanish.  They are truly goddesses now: never the crude, always the sublime.

My two proteges are much in demand in the school system but nay, they will not take the easy path teaching gangly young ladies.  Our girls are going for the maximum challenge, to teach at Mr. Pequot’s Reformatory for Dastardly Bastards.  To say they are the scum of the earth is to minimize it.  They intend to make gentleman of those ruffians.  I wish them well, and as a guest teacher, I have readied all my best whips.  They are allowed carte blanche with these “Gangstas” as they have styled themselves. My cohort, Wanda Lust, also plans to teach them the finer points of female eroticism.  All they know now is how to unzip their pants and push a girl’s head down on their cocks!  Elementary and obtuse!!

We shall transform these hooligans into proper gentleman or we shall die trying.  Or rather they shall die trying.  I shall bring my slaves to demonstrate proper deportment with a woman.  Darlings, a woman with a will to dominate is no laughing matter, I tell Ye, true.
CAROL ANN

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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