Proper Attire

I, Auntie Carol, believe a proper young lady

should wear her blouse no more than three

inches below her collar bone, and her skirt

must come two inches below her knee at all

times.  Pants are not to be worn as they

incite lustful thoughts in the male of the

species.  A lady must also wear little, white

gloves like Mickey Mouse wore to avoid

contact with viruses, pathogens, and

round tubular objects.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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