Wanda Lust Weighs In

Children, This be Wanda Lust and I gots to weigh in wid’ The Black Orchid ’bout not takin’ no high payin’ job. This be bull shit: everbody, man or woman got to grab all the money what they can.  Lady Lynda probly believe a lady got to be on the bottom, the missionary position, all the time so’s the man aint think she a tramp.  So, he think he the boss and all that shit.  Aint no man alive who don’ like some sass in his lass.  See, I a poet and don’ know it. Ha!
I hate that shit ’bout not takin’ no high payin’ job.  Face it, life be short and everbody need to grab as much money as they can whether they be man or woman.

Well, I got mo’ news fo’ ya.  Ol’ Fat Harold, my man, done lose it again.  This time he dress like the Easter Bunny He really think he a Bunny and handin’ out chocolate eggs be his mission in life.  So back to the looney bin fo’ him.  This mean, me, Ol’ Wanda, be the major bread winner now.  This be a Porgy and Bess kind of thing.
And I still loves him wid’ all my heart and he love me.  What a heart fo’ if ya don’t use it, ya know.  Peace out, yal.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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