Lady Lynda’s View of the Grad. Party

Oh Auntie Carol what a dreadful  example  to give to your newly graduated reformed charm school ladies. A little tipsy I don’t believe is the right phrase.  How ’bout practically roaring down drunk? Conversely I remember a few years ago a so called woman friend invited me to a place of entertainment.  Well it turned out to be a show of scantily clad  male entertainers.  I  recall drinking nothing but  Mimosas.  I drank my share.  Even so I was still standing and even dancing a bit.  Not well but still dancing.  Especially when everybody with the exception of us, were underage.  They should be complete teatotolers.  Shame on you. I did like the way the room was festooned with such colorful crepe, black balloons. Was black subconsously chosen because we are leaving the girls for greener pastures?   Namely Mr. Pequots Reform School for Dastardly Bastards.  Whatever? Pretty in pink I say.   Those tulip dresses for the young ladies waiting for their two lips to be kissed by handsome beaus. I just love the colorful makeup.  It was a fest fit for a Bachanalia.  Whatever are pards? If you’ll pardon  my expression.  lol.   I’m truly grateful they recited my Society’s Niceties in iambic pentimeter.  Shakespeare would of been proud. I know I was.  The perfumes were an olfactory delight. Such sophistication in scents. The sweet smell of success was in the air.   A little tongue and cheek humor.  Oh Auntie Carol, you are so cheeky.</font></code></font></code>

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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