Lady Lynda’s response to Auntie Carol’s charm school proposal

There are major mixed emotions regarding my dear friend and colleage Auntie Carol’s decision to start a charm school for wayward teens.   I realize she means well.  Does she want me to give up my dream of obtaining my MSW  Or as that crude Wanda Lust would say mealy mouthed snotty whackjobs.   Neither of them understand how important my MSW is to me.    I   do want to help those unfortunate freaks my gentleman friend Seymour Toze and I saw in Intercourse PA.   At that “World’s Cheapest Freak Show.”   Can you imagine  going through life with a deviated septum?  Oh Heaven forbid a Texas accent? Oh the utter horror. I was so heartened by that woman with the permanately curved little fingers finding work as a tea server at the local snack shop.    It was so noble of that PA town to  showcase those miserable dears.
I do wish Auntie Carol my best.   She is right.  I  am troubled by the waywardness of our young women and their counterparts.  We did dress well. She in pink and me in lavender.   We wanted to make a proper impression on the high school’s superintendent.  I am certain our dainty gloves and suitable fashionable hats helped immensely with setting up a favorable impression.
I  was bursting with pride when Auntie Carol instantly picked up on how that teen girl said “Whatever” Obviously that was a desperate cry for grammar help. Her rules for proper young ladies are good ones to me.   I’m just hoping I  obtain my MSW too

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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