Wanda Lust gets a well deserved beat down

This be Wanda Lust.  I got two black eyes, a busted

mouth and two broke ribs.  I betcha think it be

from my man, Johnny Youngblood,  Well, it aint.

Thar Crazy Bitch, Lady Lynda, climb out of her

long black limousine last Sattidy night and come

right over to my corner and she aint say nothin’.

Just hall off with a BAD, right uppercut and I’m

on my ass.  Had a swing like George Forman.

Then she start kickin’ me in the ribs with her

pointy designer shoes.  I aint never had such a

beatdown.  Then she stop, give me a white linen

hankerchief to stop the bleedin’ and the

wierdest thing she ast me to come have a drink

wid’ her.  I ‘fraid not to, and I gits up limpin’

and holdin’ my side.  We go into the Warick,

and them people aint much like the way I

be lookin’.  Some says things and she say,”

“Shut up, can’t you she she injured!”

I aint never heard her use the “F” word befo”.

She order a wine spritzer fo’ herself and mine is

a shot of blackberry brandy, sweet like I likes

it.  And then she get a real weird look on her

face and ask me what I does to Seymour Toze.

I tol’ her everything. And she say “I never knew

men liked that.” I’ll just have to wait until our

weddin’ night.”  I say, you marryin’  that guy.

She say “Yes but he don’t know it yet.” And

give me the weirdest smile.  I think I likes

the crazy bitch, now.  Then we both gits real

drunk and she drop me off at the ER and pay

the bill.’    Carol Bond Post.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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