I, Auntie Carol, believe a proper young lady should wear her blouse no more than three
inches below her collar bone, and her skirt must come two inches below her knee at all
times. Pants. especially tight , form fitting ones are not to be worn as they incite lustful thoughts in the male of the
species. A lady must also wear little, white gloves like Mickey Mouse wore to avoid
contact with viruses, pathogens, and round tubular objects.