Lady Lynda’s and Auntie Carol’s Retort to the Black Orchid

I know my  true love, Seymour, would never go with a mangy dog like you.  We haven’t “gone all the way” yet because we’re waiting until we

get married. So, there!

And here is Auntie Carol’s response

This is Auntie Carol and I am very shocked by

your wanton behavior, Black Orchid.  To have

men be a slave to you isn’t very Christian or

thoughtful.  And I think Jane Austen’s

Sense and Sensibility is a very fine book for

our young ladies.  That, and Ladies Home

Journal.  So many delightful recipes like

Rice Crispie crisp bars and “pigs in a


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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes &, & I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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