Lady Lynda’s Little Lies

This is Auntie Carol and I have much on my mind.  I feel Lady Lynda is slipping into an abyss of sin because of that dastardly Don Juan, Seymore Toze.  I asked her  honestly if she was still pristine and pure, and I also asked her of our Club, “Sisters Against Cock”.  Not just anyone can join: it’s very exclusive.  One must be absolutely pristine.  I am told by a reliable source that she lets him suck her naked toes.  And I wonder what else she does with him.  Does she perform the “Act”.  She denies everything and says that they’re “just friends.”  I believe I know a sex fiend when I see one!  He has lascivious lips, and looks below my chin when talking to me.  You know where, I blush to tell.  And I have heard of men sucking women’s toes, a disgusting, perverted act,then finding sexual release with their hand.  Has she seen his member, I wonder?</font>

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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