Lady Lynda Romance Tips

This is Lady Lynda.  When a man is queer, it’s

just because he has not met the right girl.

What to do?  Enshroud him with quaint

witticisms and inspirational conversation.

Then pull your skirt over your head and shout,

“I’m a whole lot of woman and I need a whole lot

of man.  This works every time.

The Black Orchid replies,  “That will happen

when elephants fly!”

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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