Guide for Wedded Bliss by Auntie Carol and Lady Lynda

Auntie Carol & Lady Lynda’s Guide for Marital


1)  Be a good cook2)  Keep a clean house3)  Make love to him at least twice a week.

Anymore would be tiring.4)  Always turn out the light when making love.

He may not want to see your face, and you may be more than pleasingly plump.

5)Keep the children clean. Have them at the door to yell, “We love you, Daddy,” when he comes home from work.

6)  Compliment him all the time & read the newspaper so you can entertain him with

interesting conversation.

7)  If you should find a SEX TOY amongst his belongings, say nothing.  Throw it out

in the garbage wrapped in brown paper.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes &, & I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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