Auntie Carol & Lady Lynda’s Guide for Marital
1) Be a good cook2) Keep a clean house3) Make love to him at least twice a week.
Anymore would be tiring.4) Always turn out the light when making love.
He may not want to see your face, and you may be more than pleasingly plump.
5)Keep the children clean. Have them at the door to yell, “We love you, Daddy,” when he comes home from work.
6) Compliment him all the time & read the newspaper so you can entertain him with
7) If you should find a SEX TOY amongst his belongings, say nothing. Throw it out
in the garbage wrapped in brown paper.