Dear FB, this is Auntie Carol, and you’re the only one I can trust right now.  It’s about my friend, and Dastardly Dame, Lady Lynda.  I am on  my way over to her domicile to have fisticuffs with  her.  You see, she wants to put Joaquin Phoenix as head of our men’s club, a very exclusive club. So exclusive, in fact, that men frequently don’t even know they’re in  it.  I want Johnny Depp.  Anyone can see he’s much better than Joaquin Phoenix!  I’m going to kick her ass, and I deign to use such a vulgar term.  It’s four hours later, and I have two black eyes, and a busted lip.  I look like a very tall racoon

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes &, & I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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