The Black Orchid does not understand the duties
of Proper Young Womanhood, Wives, and
Mothers. Never have Sex before marriage no
matter how fetching the man. There are Rules
which I shall elucidate.
1) Keep a clean house.
2) Prepare nutricious food.
3) Never stray, and have sex at least twice a
week. Anymore would be too taxing.
4) Occasionally, wear something pretty so he can
remember why he married you. This could
5) Never nag and make him think he thought of
everything before you did.
6) Read the newspaper so you can make
intelligent, interesting conversation at the
7) Don’t act jealous when you see his secretary.
8) Have the children lined up at the door, to
yell, “We love you, daddy,” when he comes in the
9) Laugh uproariously at all his jokes.
10) Be on your knees praying when he comes
home so he can know you’re a fine Christian
The Black Orchid retorts: About Sex before
marriage. Have you ever bought a car without
first driving it, Madame?