Auntie Carol’s Guide for Young Women and Young Men

The Black Orchid  does not understand the duties

of Proper Young Womanhood, Wives, and

Mothers.  Never have Sex before marriage no

matter how fetching the man.  There are Rules

which I shall elucidate.

1)  Keep a clean house.

2)  Prepare nutricious food.

3)  Never stray, and have sex at least twice a

week.  Anymore would be too taxing.

4)  Occasionally, wear something pretty so he can

remember why he married you.  This could

mean lingerie.

5) Never nag and make him think he thought of

everything before you did.

6)  Read the newspaper so you can make

intelligent, interesting conversation at the

dinner table.

7)  Don’t act jealous when you see his secretary.

8)  Have the children lined up at the door, to

yell, “We love you, daddy,” when he comes in the

door.

9)  Laugh uproariously at all his jokes.

10)  Be on your knees praying when he comes

home so he can know you’re a fine Christian

woman.

The Black Orchid retorts:  About Sex before

marriage.  Have you ever bought a car without

first driving it, Madame?

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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