Proper Deportment for Young Women and Young Gentlemen

Lady Lynda & Auntie Carol  are concerned with this Evil World & its Effect on Today’s Young Ladies.  Most importantly, we are concerned with that Devilish Dervish, the Black Orchid, Purveyor of  Lustful  & Lewd Behavior.  She is Evil Incarnate.  There are two Cardinal  Rules.  (1)  Always keep your legs crossed unless you see a wedding ring dangling from a man’s hand. (2)  Never blow your nose on the linen tablecloth at a 5 Star Restaurant.  Always carry a kerchief and tube of lipstick in your purse.  A lady never uncrosses her legs until she is married.

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About Carol Bond

I, auntiecarol69, am a poetry and prose writer. My comic Novella, CATFISH JOE is on Barnes & Noble.com, Amazon.com & iUniverse.com. I have two other unpublished properties, a book of Noir Poems of Tainted Love, a full length novel (LA GITANA) that is about a Machiavellian 17th century gypsy who becomes courtezan to Louis XIV, the Sun King. I got my degree in English & anthropology. It has been as useful as a bullet to the head. I write The Black Orchid, Wanda Lust a & Auntie Carol. Lynda or Lady Lynda creates the Lady Lynda & Seymour Toze part of the BLOG. A brilliant person and my co-writer, Lynda got her degree in art history. We both try not to get historical (hysterical).
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